Puts tiny portion of broccoli on plate and eats half a bite: health goddess


zaynmalif:

what an icon

(via clintbartons)


insaneontheboeshane:

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so is this a joke or what

(via the-young-writer-gg)


feelthefearanddoitanyway-x:

This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. Even if school, work or general life isn’t okay, you’ll get through it because you are damn strong and amazing.

(via ineffableidjits)


maritsa-met:

Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.

(via thebisexualcaptain)


If you see me at a con:

totalspiffage:

  • Please say hi (although screaming/yelling is not encouraged)
  • Please introduce yourself 
  • I want to meet you too
  • If you’d like a hug, just ask
  • Unless you’re in unsealed body paint
  • Photos are cool too.
  • I WANT TO SAY HELLO TO PEOPLE IN PERSON LIKE OMFG I LOVE MEETING PEOPLE AT CONS

(via celestialsam)


theguywiththelokitattoo:

When you are really into musicals and none of your friends are…

image

(via actual-neptune-vasilias)


dennys:

~wisdom~

dennys this is terrifying

dennys:

~wisdom~

dennys this is terrifying

(via castiel-in-the-blue-box)


madison-theurbanexplorer:

WE’VE GOT A 2319

madison-theurbanexplorer:

WE’VE GOT A 2319

(via mowilleno)


reaction to disney movie songs

age of 8: oh my god this is so awkward i hate these parts why isn't there just normal dialogue please stop the singing
age of 18: PRINCE ALIII FABULOUS HEEE ALI ABABWAAAA


parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

(via frigginwinchesters)


mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

(via just-sonic-it-bucky)


puppies-and-dogs-oh-my:

Police officer who was responding to a “vicious dog” goes home with a new friend.

puppies-and-dogs-oh-my:

Police officer who was responding to a “vicious dog” goes home with a new friend.

(via carlyoulilshit)


notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

(via star-trecking)